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You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?
I watch the the Lord Of The Rings movies hobbitually.
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'm Kim Possible to resist
Luke Skywalker's droid took the long way around the Death Star. It was an R2-detour.
I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.
I have an office crush...I wonder if he knows how I feel.
You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?
Yoda had a hard time emailing PDF files, because the Jedi Order forbids attachments.
I can make you harder than Beskar
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
Call me Vader, because I’m about to rule your galaxy.
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a Sith in the sheets.
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
Many Bothans died so we could screw.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a thousand cocks got hard at once, and suddenly came.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
