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You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
You must be a Jedi, because I want to play with your lightsaber.
Something really important, that we need to do....
Luke Skywalker's droid took the long way around the Death Star. It was an R2-detour.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If I were a Jedi, would you be my strength?
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
Luke was pretty lonely, since he kept looking for love in Alderaan places.
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
I can make you harder than Beskar
“You don’t need the One Ring… I’ve already got my eye on you.” - Sauron, probably.
I saw a falcon eating avacado toast. It must have been a Millenlial Falcon.
I always shop at the Darth Maul. Everything is half off.
Luke Skywalker's favorite reality TV show was X-Wing Factor.
General Grievous probably listened to Weezer.
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
One boob to rule them all
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.
If you are a huge Star Wars nerd like me, we should get matching Tatooines.
Many Bothans died so we could screw.
You must be General Kenobi, because you are a bold one!
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
