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Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
Do you remember the taste of strawberries, Mr. Frodo?
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
If you are a huge Star Wars nerd like me, we should get matching Tatooines.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing…
You may not be Luke’s father, but can you be my daddy?
Stormtroopers got around the Death Star using ele-Vaders
I’m not elfish, I just like to share my lembas bread...
Sometimes you just gotta dance naked
You've had one breakfast, yes, but what about your second breakfast?
Peek-a-boob
I found the Scottish Highlands pretty....revealing
Luke Skywalker's droid took the long way around the Death Star. It was an R2-detour.
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
I can make you harder than Beskar
I'm a Jedi in the streets, and a Sith in the sheets.
You must be a Jedi, because I want to play with your lightsaber.
You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
One boob to rule them all
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my tits
When you wake up next to me, this is what you see.
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
