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You must be R2-D2, because you beep-booped right into my heart.
Many Bothans died so we could screw.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
Something really important, that we need to do....
sometimes, you just gotta dance naked.
“You don’t need the One Ring… I’ve already got my eye on you.” - Sauron, probably.
I can make you harder than Beskar
I must be an Orc, because I want to taste your man flesh...
I'm the sitch
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
One boob to rule them all
Peek-a-boob
Let me tell you the tragedy of YourIvoryFox the Naked, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Fucking Your Sex Therapist....
Let’s play Empire Strikes Back. I'll be a tauntaun, and you can get inside me.
Kiss me under the mallorn tree and call me Loth-sexy.
I saw a falcon eating avacado toast. It must have been a Millenlial Falcon.
*highfive* (except Frodo, he’d give you a highfour)
If you were my Na-boo, we could get matching Tatooines.
Good Lord of the Rings puns always give Mithril.
I’d follow you into Mordor… or just to get coffee, whichever’s closer.
Luke Skywalker's droid took the long way around the Death Star. It was an R2-detour.
You look lonely....I can fix that
